BILLY ELLIOT (2000)

Put on your dancin’ shoes, it’s time to discuss Billy Elliot with Aaron Meskin (Philosophy, U. of Georgia)! We discuss dance movies, dancing, how the film melds British working class drama with fantastical, nondiegetic dance numbers, how conformity perpetuates class structures, how the film portrays masculinity and dance, and more! I don’t want a childhood.Continue reading “BILLY ELLIOT (2000)”

PAST LIVES (2023)

Join us and Bar Luzon (Philosophy, MIT) to discuss Celine Song’s film PAST LIVES. We talk about immigration, love, irresistible freely chosen love, imagination and narrative in self understanding, counterfactual thinking, and never going home… This is where I ended up. This is where I’m supposed to be. Nora

BLADE RUNNER (1982)

The Cows journey to the future, Los Angeles 2019, to run blades with Zed Adams (Philosophy, The New School for Social Research). We discuss eyes, simulation, Hegel, Cavell, Heidegger, rain, tears, pajamas, and who among us is a replicant. I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.Continue reading “BLADE RUNNER (1982)”

2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY (1968)

Journey with us and Matthias Michel (Philosophy, MIT) beyond the infinite! We discuss humanity’s place in the universe, questions vs. mysteries, technology, space food, space toilets, transcendence, isolation, space, HAL9000, monoliths, chess… and what makes this movie so special. I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that anyContinue reading “2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY (1968)”

EX MACHINA (2014)

We take a trip down A24 lane to discuss our first AI movie of the miniseries, Alex Garland’s EX MACHINA, with Aaron West (of Cinejourneys.com and The A24 New Wave). Auteurs, tech bros, trophy robot wives/slaves, creations leaving the nest, and more! Also, Justin cut out the bit where he ranted about the film’s half-assedContinue reading “EX MACHINA (2014)”

THE LONG GOODBYE (1973)

We are joined by Tim Smartt (Philosophy, University of Notre Dame at Sydney) to discuss Altman, Coury brand cat food, loneliness, transitions, misplaced loyalties, noir… and more! If a friend asks you to drive him to Mexico at 3am, what should you do?! I even lost my cat. Phillip Marlowe

THE GREY (2011)

We are joined by Dave Baker (Philosophy, U. Michigan) to talk about THE GREY (2012), which is definitely NOT Taken With Wolves! We discuss accepting death, grief, finding meaning in life, theistic and non-theistic readings, dudes bonding over survival scenarios, wolves, Liam Neeson, and more wolves! I got a book. It’s called “We’re all fucked”. It’s aContinue reading “THE GREY (2011)”

THE 2026 BLOBSCARS!

It’s time to celebrate the films of 2025! No film can win in more than one of the following categories: + Best Supporting Character + Movie Most Likely to Grow on Me + Hidden Gem + Best Music + Best Line / Speech + Best Antagonist + Best Protagonist + Best Story + Best PictureContinue reading “THE 2026 BLOBSCARS!”

MARTY SUPREME (2025)

Pick up your paddles, it’s time to PONG! Marty Supreme is a 2025 movie directed by Josh Safdie starring Timothy Chalamet about an upstart New York table tennis savant who’ll do anything to succeed at the sport and who just wants someone to treat him as seriously as he takes himself. We’re joined by SeanContinue reading “MARTY SUPREME (2025)”