THE MUMMY & THE MUMMY RETURNS

The cows journey to Hamunaptra to find some ancient artifacts, and along the way revisit perhaps Brendan Fraser’s most famous works. Laura confesses her love for Brendan Fraser and Justin confesses his love for Arnold Vosloo, and attempts to make the case that the Mummy is a misunderstood villain. The cows enjoy the dual parallelContinue reading “THE MUMMY & THE MUMMY RETURNS”

FORREST GUMP (1994)

The cows revisit 1994’s Best Picture winner, Forrest Gump. Is it a conservative agenda piece, portraying Forrest’s racial colorblindness as the envisioned end of racism in America, or is it a sober reflection on the history of violence and racism baked into contemporary America and American cinema? Is Jenny’s the story of an entire generation’sContinue reading “FORREST GUMP (1994)”